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3) If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting the tagger on the first place, completing this way the list with 15 people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!


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Guy:"Lets have sex right now."

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.



5 minutes pass.......



Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat



Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.





An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.





2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.



The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."



The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......




Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "No means no asshole"




Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "All assholes who do this should DIE!"



the way I see it if you open and read this and DON"T REPOST this you must be for rape

Form ITS1993(d)

Notice of Intent to Stalk

Date:8/7/09

Print or type name of Stalker: Hillary Evans
(known henceforth as STALKER)

Print or type name of person to be Stalked: Madison French
(known henceforth as STALKEE)

Please be notified that effective this date the above named STALKER has filed an official Intent To Stalk Declaration targeting the above named STALKEE in accordance with Obsessive/Compulsive Personal Pursuit Code of Conduct Act of 1993 (OCPPCCA93).

I, STALKER, hereby declare Open Season upon you, STALKEE, and pursuant to OCPPCCA93 section 1, paragraph 5 intend to engage in the following activities (check all that apply):

[x] Watch from afar
[x] Watch from the bushes
[x] Watch from the window/skylight
[x] Hide in your closet
[x] Fold myself under your computer desk
[x] Gaze devotedly at your sleeping form (especially this one)
[x] Collect hair samples while you sleep
[x] Bake cookies in your kitchen while you're away (I know how much u like cookies)
[x] Chocolate-Chip [x] Peanut Butter [x] Sugar
[x] Rummage through your underwear drawer (for sure)
[xxx] Fondling [x] Sniffing [x] Collecting
[x] Call and hang up repeatedly (its proballt why u stpped answearing)
[x] With [ ] Without breathing (pshh without is for amatures)
[x] Send badly formatted text messages
[x] With [ ] Without sexual content (again I cant get a restraning order without the content)
[x] Ask to view your webcam from multiple random IM accounts
[ ] Annoying [x] Wheedling [x] Creepy
[x] Leave long rambling unsigned emails from anonymous addresses (except they will be signed)
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Collect photos of you and your significant other kanin, who is certainly not good enough for you and plainly you'd understand if only I could just talk with you about it for a minute c'mon it's only a minute what do you have to lose it's for the best really don't make me do something we'll both regret

I, STALKER, further agree to the following (check and initial ALL ITEMS, no exceptions):

[x] No physical contact unless, you know, it's an accident (i have looots of acidents)
[x] No bodily fluids will be deposited in/near your domicile (but the sperm.....D
[....x] kanine will not be harmed unless, you know, by accident
[x] Interaction with pets will not be tolerated (ur cat is evil so i agree with this one)
[x...damn] Anonymous gifts containing dangerous substances (e.g. explosives) will be clearly marked
[x] No photos will be published to social networking sites (e.g. Flickr, DeviantArt)
[no not signing shes miiiiine] Stalking activity will not interfere with another Stalker's Intent To Stalk
[x] Stalking activity will be suspended for holidays and medical emergencies

The duration of this Intent To Stalk shall be (check only one):

[ ] One week
[ ] Two weeks
[ ] Until one of us is in jail or dead
[x] Until the end of time because baby, I plan to keep this up after I'm dead (no escape)

Disputes regarding this Intent To Stalk shall be arbitrated by (check only one):

[ ] The OCPPCCA93 Regulation Committee
[ ] A group of peers selected by STALKER and STALKEE
[ ] Let God sort it out
[ ] Ralf M. Maximus
[x] Me, me, me

I, STALKER, hereby certify (check and initial ALL ITEMS, no exceptions):

[x] All required permits and licenses are current and valid
[x] Applicable equipment is well maintained and meets OCPPCCA93 requirements
[x] State and Federal Insurance requirements have been met


Let the games begin! Please address all questions/grievances to the OCPPCCA93 Regulation Committee (ocppcca93@tectech.net) and good luck with your stalk.

STALKER (signed): Hillary Evans Date:8/7/09

STALKEE (signed): Maddy French Date:8/7/09


cc: STALKER, STALKEE, OCPPCCA93

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Form ITS1993(d)

so pretty much my journal says it all im currently in canada for canada day and will be back in taown around the 2nd I love all you guys and I will see you soon

Your Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies (hoodies = win)
[x] You love jeans. (they're the only pants I wear xD)
[x ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sadist)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.(I love the but htats because im a sadist)
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. ( i liked the big trucks and I wanted a dalmachin and I thought only firefighters could have them)
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DS and PS2 plz)
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool. (bloooooooood *sadist*)
[x] You go to your dad for advice.(thats because last time I went to my mom for advice she wanted a hypnotheripist to solve my problem....true story)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (ewww)
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (love them)
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.(red woot)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.(when im playing them i hate watching)
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.

Total = 16

Your Girl Side
[x] You wear lip gloss.(sometimes)
[ ] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.(neva that is stupid!)
[x] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.(again mom= horrible advice)
[>] You consider cheerleading a sport. (Lols, half an x. I'm not a cheerleader or anything, but they put a shitload of work into their stuff, so why not? Band should also be considered to have the same rigor as a sport D: )
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (mine breaks to much T-T)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Blasphemy! D8< )
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.(I have really thick hair)
[x] You smile a lot more than you should. >:}D
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.( I did before my dog ate them)
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear. (Lolz, I -am- a girl)
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.(I used to dream about being barbie)
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.(nooooooooooooooo)

Points = 13.5

hahahhahhahahah im mostly a man XD